Recently, there was an article about Newt Gingrich getting nipped by a penguin, and getting a band aide. I'm not going to pretend that I think this belongs in a newspaper at all, but if I had to choose a section for this article it would be a print feature.
This article could never be in news, as it isn't important enough. It had nothing to do with sports, and it isn't a puzzle or comic. I can't see how it could be an opinion, as there's no one I can think of that would bother forming an important opinion about it.
Honestly, this article should never have even made it into a newspaper in the first place. It's irrelevant to everyone, and no one really cares. People need band-aides all the time. Just because it's Newt Gingrich doesn't make it entertaining or important.
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