Rating System

  The rating system doesn't work because kids can sneak into movies anyway so what's the point really? I guess it DOES make parents feel better about what their kids are watching. If it makes the adults happy I guess it never needs to be revised. Please note sarcasm.
  NC-17 really doesn't work because they never make any money. So, why not just merge it woth R. It makes sense and most people think R is the highest rating anyway. People are prepared for the worst when they go to a R-rated movie. No point in seperating it.

The Doomsday Speech

  People of the United States, Doomsday is upon us. I realize that this is a dark day for all humanity, and I'm sure that most of you are concerned. But, we have had a great run. We, humans, have been around for millions of years, and no one can argue that we've left out mark. Some good. Some bad.
  Let us remember the advances we have had. The United States was once a country of slavery, but now, we are racially diverse, thanks to the protests of many brave people. We once believed that women were less important than men, but thanks to many women, they are equal. We've made advances in science, math, and literature.
  I will not use meaningless words of comfort. I will not lie. We will probably not survive. But, we have not lived in vain. This is the President of the United States, saying stay hopeful.  
 

Headline Hotshot

 1:  Comm. Arts' Coming Computers 
This is about the new computers the Comm. Arts computer lab will be getting.

2:  Fact or Fiction?
This will share some commonly believed things and see if they are true.

3:  Aliens?
This article will debate on the question  "Do aliens exist?"

4:  Trouble in Paradise
This article will show the bad sides of popular "paradises".

5:  Cab's Top 10 Teachers: Voted by the Students
Uhhh....it's kind of self explanatory.